OBJECTIVE TRUTHS

"Opinions" are boring. You state one, then someone disagrees, then you respond "well that's fair. Let's agree to have different opinions." Eff that noise. Live life boldly, believe in facts. Following is a very brief list of objective facts:

1. chipotle is bad at making burritos and Maroon 5 is bad at making music.

2. Hot sauce makes everything better

3. Vegans, Libertarians, and people who hate television have unfortunate and misguided world-views

4. Rap is good

5. Not everything happens for a reason

6. Never use "temporal" and "conflate" in the same sentence, it makes you sound like an asshole.