2011!

I say we start digging until the core warms us and then we should build thermal energy plants deep within the crust. Then... stock it up, and build residential districts into the deep. Then lottery out access to world leaders in various fields and begin assembling shallower underground shelters en mass. Its almost 2011, and when its 2011 it'll be almsot 2012! Its upon us. Imagine Y2K... but on PX90. 

I noticed something earlier tonight (3:29am on xmas eve 2010). 2011. 11... - 2... = 9. Last year?... 2009.

2012. Add em up... = 5. ..... 9 x 2 = 18. 18 - 5 = 13 = 2 + 0 + 11.... 2011!!

See! Its right there! plus! think about it, if YOU were 2012, would just go ahead and come right then in 2012... or would you know that thats what they'll expect? and instead come in.... 2011. 

You don't have to believe me... but you have to believe yourself.... which is hard to do if you ignore the evidence. Catch ya in the bunkers nonbeliever!!

"That's just like, your opinion, man"

One of this blog's contributors lists his favorite music of 2010. Sure, why not.

Favorite Albums of 2010:

1. Kanye West, "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy"
2. The National, "High Violet"
3. Joanna Newsom, "Have One On me"
4. LCD Soundsystem, "This Is Happening"
5. Caribou, "Swim"
6. The-Dream, "Love King"
7. Local Natives, "Gorilla Manor"
8. Delorean, "Subiza"
9.Big Boi, "Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty"
10. Gayngs, "Relayted"
11. Warpaint, "The Fool"
12. El Guincho, "Pop Negro"
13. Sufjan Stevens, "Age of Adz"
14. Vampire Weekend, "Contra"
15. Arcade Fire, "Suburbs"
16. Tallest Man on Earth, "The Wild Hunt"
17. Hot Chip, "One Life Stand"
18. Cee-Lo Green, "The Lady Killer""
19. Magic Bullets, self-titled
20. First Aid Kit, "Big Black and Blue"


Favorite Songs of 2010:

1. "Fuck You" - Cee-Lo Green
2. "Does Not Suffice" - Joanna Newsom
3. "Shutterbug" - Big Boi
4. "All I Want" - LCD Soundsystem
5. "Power" - Kanye West
6. "Cousins" - Vampire Weekend
7. "Tightrope" - Janelle Monae ft. Big Boi
8. "National Anthem (Fuck the World)" - Freddie Gibbs
9. "Real Love" - Delorean
10. "Odessa" - Caribou
11. "Gaudy Side of Town" - Gayngs
12. "Sex Intelligent" - The-Dream
13. "Bombay" - El Guincho
14. "Love Junkie" - Wallpaper, Don Will, The Park
15. "Bloodbuzz Ohio" - The National
16. "We Used to Wait" - Arcade Fire
17. "Younger Us" - Japandroids
18. "Laying Around" - Magic Bullets
19. "Heaven Can Wait" - Charlotte Gainsbourg ft. Beck
20. "You Fancy" - Drake, TI, Swizz Beats

OBJECTIVE TRUTHS

"Opinions" are boring. You state one, then someone disagrees, then you respond "well that's fair. Let's agree to have different opinions." Eff that noise. Live life boldly, believe in facts. Following is a very brief list of objective facts:

1. chipotle is bad at making burritos and Maroon 5 is bad at making music.

2. Hot sauce makes everything better

3. Vegans, Libertarians, and people who hate television have unfortunate and misguided world-views

4. Rap is good

5. Not everything happens for a reason

6. Never use "temporal" and "conflate" in the same sentence, it makes you sound like an asshole.